The Secret

I feel compelled to share with the world my personal secret method of pairing odd socks. When you come across a lonely foot bag without it's significant other simply put it back into the dirty washing basket and reintroduce it to the beginning of your wash life cycle. By repeating this somewhat unorthodox ritual with every odd sock you find, you should end up with even numbers again. *+

* not guaranteed if said missing sock is left outside the house or perhaps the building in which washing is done
+ The author takes no responsibility for drastic fading of one sock if the other is on significant long service leave